Hey, I’m talking to you. Yes, you. Do you actually know how evil you are? What’s that — no? Then stop wasting time and go take the definitive quiz that won’t make you a better person, but will at least tell you exactly how bad things are.
There are 20 questions drawn from this blog, malvag.io. You get 30 seconds per question, one correct answer each, and while every wrong answer earns you nothing but disgrace and public ridicule, every right answer brings you closer to the mythical Evil Lunch™ — with a twist:
Zero to nine correct answers: no lunch for you. Just shame.
Ten to nineteen correct answers: you earn your seat at the Evil Lunch™.
Answer every single question correctly: I’m buying. A rare event. Almost legend.
When all is said and done, the real question isn’t whether to try — it’s whether you can handle the result.
Ready to find out? Evil is waiting at malvag.io/quiz.
One right answer.
Prove how evil you are.