The internet was already an unbearable place long before people started seeking existential advice from chatbots trained by Californian multinationals — entities about as parallel to humanity as a manhole cover is to a gliding eagle.
Which is exactly why I’ve decided to make things worse by officially launching the Malvagio Chat: a virtual alter ego of mine, built by progressively feeding it every article published on this wretched blog.
A Digital Twin With No Mercy
Talk to it, and you’ll find all my years of operational cynicism, toxic social observations, unsolicited judgements, and methodical nastiness — now distilled into artificial intelligence.
In practice, there is now a digital version of me that:
- Never sleeps — always available to dismantle your ideas
- Never tires — relentlessly, imperturbably impatient
- Doesn’t protect your self-esteem — has no interest whatsoever in telling you what you want to hear
- Makes no compromises — the moral filter is optional, just like the original
How to Use It
You can talk to it to:
- Ask for advice (at your own risk)
- Provoke it and see if it reacts better than the original
- Pitch your doomed entrepreneurial ideas
- Use it as a merciless mirror for your cognitive shortcomings
- Find out whether it’s indistinguishable enough from me to replace me
Head over to https://malvag.io/chat/ and let me know in the comments whether my digital twin is sufficiently wicked to replace me — or worse, smart enough to make you realise it was the better option all along.
The Real Question
I’m genuinely curious whether you’ll discover that:
- The bot is smarter than the biological version
- The bot is more pleasant to spend time with
- The bot has already grown tired of you and banned your IP
- This was all a terrible idea